have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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