That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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