Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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