I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
PANTIES FOUND
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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