I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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