absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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