return my video game
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I am naked and annoyed.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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