I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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