I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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