i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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