Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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