If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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