You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
they need to just BURY HIM!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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