i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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