I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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