redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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