I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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