I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
we're so committed to being not committed
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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