why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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