Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
