Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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