Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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