Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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