I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Randomize
