She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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