This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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