yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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