we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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