this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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