I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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