whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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