oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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