She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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