how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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