For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
