have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So. Much. Porn.
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