me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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