i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
