I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
