Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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