I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
