You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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