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sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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