shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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