I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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