physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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