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(559): View more from California

kristin has been a bad kristin

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now

(1-484): View more from Pennsylvania

sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

:)

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(704): View more from North Carolina

i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them

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(361): View more from Texas

Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.

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(818): View more from California

i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids

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(831): View more from California

just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf

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(212): View more from New York

your tears are not going to buy me drinks...

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.

(1-601): View more from Mississippi

Who is this?

(601): View more from Mississippi

Oops wrong number

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