Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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