rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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