PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
he just fucked me for my cheese.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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